Threadless 0 – 6 Dollarshirts.com

With Threadless being a now jerky high street retailer & not the designer community that once thrived all those years ago I’ve had to resort to some Threadless Replacement Therapy. As follows.

example1

'Michael, are you wearing moose?'

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'I'd buy that for a dollar!'

Now I can’t afford these beauties as we’re experiencing a technical fault worldwide with our cashflow, but I will still forbid any one sole I know in person to purchase these two garments for the fantastic price of $6 & parade them within any given distance to me.

Presents & Freebies accepted.

6Dollarshirts.com operates with a similar submitting process & you can review them to your hearts content, few pathetic excuses for tshirts, but some good enough plagiarized versions of old with a few fresh moments also. Clicking on the ‘Other Items for Sale’ link will provide you with a blank tshirt service along with the more trendy ‘Mystery TShirt’ for only 2Dollars & 95Cents. Only £1.85 in real world money.

Much love to the 6Dollarshirts.com massive, BO!

EDIT: have recieved the OCP tshirt, I’m sure you’ve already prejudged me as ‘smooth, yet with a key to the executive toilet’.

Snow. Take it or leave it

If I have to read another post/tweet/ice lolly stick mentioning snow days & ‘supposed Global Warming’ i’m going to tear someone a new eyeball socket & fill with it with used tampons.

Global warming is the reasoning behind the shifting of seasons & the increase in heat in summer AND the cold at winter.

Go check your Daily Mail ‘Guide to World Issues’. It’ll back me up.

RMYB

Still Heavyweight Champion of Grime……WIIIIIIIIILEY!

If you know me at all you’ll know that I’m not an excessive music jerkoff, I don’t read every online zine or have my opinions generated for me by every monthly distributed glossy mag (though i’m getting old enough to read MOJO without feeling bad about it. Double Score). I do, however,  follow the NMEtwitter just to keep myself at least in the know of sudden deaths, worthwhile album releases, etc. Saying that, I have been know on occasion to brush up on what’s hot or not just to get the conversation rolling its meandering self along a little.

Course correction.

My point: I like a little bit of everything, expected & accepted.

Case in point: This AMAZING song & dance routine by chief grime artiste, Wiley.

Enjoy. Comment. Argue.

RMYB

How to make Coldplay worse.

Just picture the scene.

You’re a sadist, you already torture yourself whilst listening to Coldplay but something isn’t quite right. Is it the clamps on the nips? Perhaps it’s the persistent Sounding. (EDIT. BE ADVISED, LINK STRONG ADULT NATURE. BOO HOO)

Anywho, your in pain & your bleeding from the ear but you want a deeper flow so here’s the recipe for a speedy solution.

1. Take one London based soft-rock lounge band.

2. Select song from latest album ‘Viva La Vida’. (Which I enjoyed a tad earlier whilst steaming my hands)

3. Arrange cover version PLUS one white man, late 30′s, beginnings of midlife crisis supported by bad attire & nerdie types.

4. Video result.

If you know the song, just cut straight to 1.45 and  away we go.

I can’t decided which video is worse, may have out sicked myself. Must sober myself up with some eFukt.com.

RMYB

Welcome v0.2

Right, over 18 months has passed since I last used wordpress so it’s time for a change.

This blog will be where I discuss:

My thoughts on music/film/books.

My thoughts on news stories which rile or excite me.

Details of my current obsessions.

Links to things I want yet can’t afford & won’t budget for. (Feel free to gift me some over time)

Occasional news on the ongoings of my life in a Middle Class town in Middle England.

And so on…

I hope to update this as much as entirely possible but what’s the use in promising anything, I’ll only raise your expectations.

Until then, ciao.

RMYB